You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.3. You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave ...town4 You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.5. You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door at 500 degrees.6. The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??-ORYou can retire to California where...1. You make over $450,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.2.. After washing her back, I had her lie back. I then lifted her left leg and started to wash it. At the same time caressing and gently massaging it. When I got to the apex of her leg I stopped and did the same to her right leg. Avoiding touching her there yet. Then I washed her gorgeous, full belly. I just love the stretch marks and how her belly button had popped out. I would tease her that it was like a turkey telling us she was done. Then I started to wash her breast. They were definitely. “How’s your housekeeper doing?” she asked. “Protecting you from nighttime feeds?”It brought him up short, though he did not show it.“She’s very good,” he said. “I’ve had a good week.”Later her comment set him thinking. Celia had never been good at getting up in the morning in all their six years, but that week she had been ready for him every day. She had seen to Bethan and probably Evan each night, leaving him undisturbed. Then a further thought struck him: she had not had an evening off. He. "Well come on then."He went up the first flight of stairs and unlocked the door to his apartment. He looked sadly around the obviously male occupied rooms, they seemed to be part of his life long gone. Being in so familiar surroundings reminded him how much he had changed. He felt so aware of his new body, his breasts shifted in their silken confines with every slight movement he made. His jeans fitted snugly around his wide womanly hips. He felt so out of place, this was no longer his.