I guess I started it. I just didn’t like you holding me and not letting me go when I told you to.” I rubbed my jaw and straightened the covers and... invited Barbara back to bed. “Please lie with me,” I said. “No more fooling around, okay?” “Okay.” We got in bed and pulled the covers up and held each other, touching gently, soothing our hurts. “Why did you come on to me so quickly today?” I asked. “It doesn’t seem like you. I mean, you’re sort of a combination of too fast and too slow.” “Did you. I came out of the fight with a broken nose, two black eyes and assorted bruises over my entire upper body. Lisa, on the other hand, hardly broke a sweat, the only blood on her was mine. Two days later she fought a guy in the semi finals, he lasted about thirty seconds. He made the mistake of looking at her tits instead of at her fists. The finals were held a few days later. It was a classic case of a puncher taking out a boxer. Lisa was actually behind on points after the first round. Her. Now we had two kids, (one of each) so I started to think that they may not be mine. I had them checked, for DNA, without them knowing why.I told them that I had a crazy immune problem, and that it could be hereditary. So they went along with that. I found out that only my son Frank Jr. was mine. Deirdre Elizabeth was not mine, who the father is I have no idea.Anyway, two months after catching the slut, I started my revenge. One guy name Tony Luke he owned a pizza parlor; his place went up in. I looked at it and then at her.“You’re the one that had the bright idea to have all my public relations calls go through you,” she said, smiling at me. I reached down and sent the call to voicemail. I had hoped to piss Liz off. Instead, she laughed.“That’s been happening a lot lately,” she said. “Skye answered it for the first 10 minutes or so and then said ‘fuck it.’ Jill lasted about three. The guys just told me to go to hell.”“Apparently Stephanie believes that anybody with half a brain can.