Then one day the inevitable happened, I got to the stage where I needed sexual release. I couldn't very well tell Mum that I wanted to fuck her, even ...though I really did want to. It was around that time that Mum started wearing shorts and low cut blouses more often; I soon noticed that she was sitting more carelessly when she was wearing shorts; that she bent over more often when she was near me to pick up things, revealing a lot of ass from the rear view or a view of her tits down her blouse. ”My pussy itched as I smiled at them. They were both attractive, even with their strange set of extra arms instead of a proper tail and fins. Father was fine, but he wasn't a man. He didn't fulfill this yearning I had inside of me.“Did someone reach the Merpool?” Kolin asked. “Is that where King Triton came from.”“The...Merpool?” I frowned.“Yes, the pool at the bottom of the bay, made of only pure water. It's said any human that bathes it in becomes a merperson. But it's so deep. None have ever. And Peter, my colleague-turned-friend, is helping me. He's meeting me at my new place and helping with the organising. I imagined having a long day with him at my new apartment, ordering in and sharing a few laughs as we organise my stuff. I was thinking about him in the shower and was so lost in the idea of being next to him that I started to touch myself.That feels so good, I said to myself. I imagined him licking my pussy at that moment. Wish he was in my shower. I snapped out of it when I. A bloke is sunbathing with nothing but a hat covering his penis. Two women walk past and one shouts “if you were a gentleman you would lift your hat to a lady!” The bloke replies “if you weren’t so ugly the hat would lift itself!”Me: “I can’t believe they’re back together after all that shit”. Wife: “Who?” Me: “My arse cheeks”“So let me get this straight” the prosecutor says to the defendant. “You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man”. “That’s correct” says.