Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Q. What does an old woman have between her br...easts that a young woman doesn't?A. A navel.Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?A.. He pushed a third finger into her tight ass and it barely fit. He gently pushed all three fingers into her asshole until they were in her up to the hilt. He wiggled his fingers around in her ass while she moaned even louder. He pumped his fingers in and out of her asshole as some brownish-white goo started spilling out of her sweet ass onto the bed. Nasty! He pulled his fingers out of her ass and made her suck his fingers clean. She loved it! When he was all cleaned he put his entire hand up. We turned it off. We’ve all decided to rest, make use of the dorm rooms on the second floor. They’re really lovely rooms.”“Do you think you can sleep tonight?”“Well, probably not. But I’ll try to rest. I was raised Jewish. I’ll also try to pray.” Jada sighed deeply and looked at the sky again. “That’s something I haven’t done in years, but I think this is might be good night to start again, huh?”Mark squeezed her hand in reply. She turned to him, moving her head closer to his. “Our plan is to. She swallowed every drop, and kept milking the last of it from his cock with her fingertips, while he collapsed back in the driver’s seat. It was as wonderful as the first time she had surprised him with a blowjob, and he felt his hand caressing her hair, not shoving her face into him, just stroking her lovingly as his orgasm subsided. After checking that none of the semen had spilled on either of them, she sighed. “We should stop for coffee, babe, or a soda. Wouldn’t do for my sister to smell.
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