" Cool cool, are you in love with him?" Yeah I like to believe I'm in love her." Word that’s what’s up he's a lucky man..............Hold up wait................. Ummmm you said her." She started cracking up laughing."Your right I did say her. Wasn’t sure you caught that for a second there." "Hmmm interesting, deflating, and sexy all at the sametime." What do you mean by that?" Just what I said. Interesting, because I wasn't expecting you to be a lesbian. Deflating, because to be honest and blunt. "Sounds good," I said, taking him by the hand, and leading him to the sewing room.He looked around the room, obviously impressed with the way I'd placed the mattress on the floor, and lit the candle. If he was surprised that I had nothing on under the dress, he didn't express it."I've been thinking about these all day," he said, as he sucked on my nipples.I was busy removing his clothes. "Jane, you've got to keep your voice down tonight. I can do a much better job if I don't have to remind you. The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that and I couldn’t breath.”One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”The mother responds, “Very good honey.” The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde. In front of the trailer was a small gravel path leading to the front door. On both sides of the path were several large plastic pink flamingos. The sight of them made me chuckle and mutter, What are pink flamingos doing in the desert? I drove another thirty or so feet and parked in front of a small, shabby white and brown trailer. It was rounded at the back and the hitch at the front was propped up on a big rock. A long yellow heavy duty extension cord ran between the two trailers. When we.