He was a terrible liar. “Two inches”, he said resigned eventually to having to humour the girl. He could manage a little exaggeration and perh...aps she was doing it for a bet or a dare and she’d go away when he answered her. Maddie spluttered. “Up or down?” She asked. Joe looked bemused. “What?” He asked “Up or down? Is it two inches when it’s erect?” she couldn’t keep the surprise out of her voice. “Oh” said Joe, his penis wasn’t big, but it wasn’t that small, “two inches. She was blessed with a very pleasing figure and seductive walk, even in her jogging shoes.They walked with me as I drove the car for the 200 feet up to the house through the orchard that was along the driveway. There were two cars next to the house and I asked if there was already business at the barns today?“No,” said Judy, “We have three new members of the family now. They still have their place across the other end of town but both David and Ben are here with my new daddy.”I looked at her. Your brother showed me how you can watch porn right there on the damn phone. The tiny screen is too small for my eyes, but not your brother. You gotta be careful with that shit, Raymond, you can get over-stimulated and then the normal stuff doesn’t work for ya anymore and you start gettin’ weird. I tell ya back in my day we thought seein’ a set a hooters was a big deal. One of the kids in the neighborhood would get his hands on a Playboy and it was a big deal! We’d pass it around and I’d stare. I, of course, don’t want this since he lives in the middle of nowhere.I tend to like to stay out with my friends all night, and even drink a little. I haven’t been arrested, nor have I done anything illegal outside of underage drinking. I do skip school a lot, I hate going, so my friends and I just don’t go. Today is no different. It’s Friday and we want to start our weekend early.We pile up into the car and head to the mall to grab an early lunch, and go shopping. We’re all planning to get new.