I agreed with some hesitation, and we arranged to meet up at my place the next evening. When he arrived he said that he had something kinky in mind an...d that we both needed to have full bladders, so we both drank 4 375 ml beers before heading into the bedroom, where he opened a bag containing a carrot, small cucumber and large zucchini, some lube and a length of thin (3 mm) plastic tubing with a clamp on one end. It was obvious what the vegetables were for but I was puzzled by the plastic. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.#1. But he had other, randier thoughts to think. Really what he needed to do was to concentrate on the road, it was ancient macadam with enormous ruts, some partly filled with limestone. Ruts that might swallow smaller vehicles whole.Katherine was quite good at distracting him. Sitting as she was in the passenger seat. Her black camisole with those little spaghetti straps clinging to her slightly sweaty body. She was turned a quarter turn to her left and had her left knee under her chin.She had. It was blue and lacy. Nothing too erotic but it was still my sister and my cock began to twitch. I adjusted it, moving my hand away just in time as she pulled her shirt all the way off dropping it to the floor.Her cheeks were flush red with embarrassment as her arms folded in front of her chest."There, now your turn. Truth or dare?" she asked in a small voice."Dare," I said, nervous about what she would have me do."I dare you to take YOUR shirt off," she said, the strength back in her voice.