We were outnumbered, but we had the element of surprise on our side. Not only that, with the MG42 out of action, we had a firepower advantage with the... BAR. The fury of the battle slowed down after the MG42 and Panzershrek were put out of action. The enemy just could not maintain a rate of fire equal to us because of their bolt-action rifles, but they had more of the rifles to use, so it was kind of a standoff.Once they got over their surprise, they put up a damned good fight. They had a. . something sweet.”I went up to the bar, taking the last bar-stool, and ordered two watermelon kamikazes. As the bartender began the process of making them I considered what a chicken I was being. He had shown me his, it was only fair that I showed him mine, right?I decided to man up, turned a little in my stool, undid my pants, and pulled my semi-hard prick out under the bar. I then turned further so Kyle, and only Kyle, could see, and after getting his attention, waved my dick around.His. I mean I love my mom, I love you, I know you would be good to her in bed, and I wouldn't have to worry about her getting on with some guy that would be trouble." Tomorrow night? While you're at the gym?" You have my permission, Doug. What guy wouldn't love the chance?" What if I get slapped or she gets mad?" Trust me, Doug."So, I trusted Janet and rang my mother-in-law's doorbell. She answered in her robe."Oh, Doug, just got out of the shower, come in. Janet said you might come by."I went in. Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and it didn’t move, answered the child innocently.“You did what?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “ you know,” explained the boy “I leaned over and went pssst.