“Hey,” Ian said, happily, hugging the tall, slender man who was through the door first, then taking a step back to look at his costume. David was ...dressed in a slightly ridiculous outfit - pointed brown ears stuck up from a headband on his head, and his nose was painted black. Around his neck was a dog collar that read “Rover”. Other than that, he was wearing jeans and a normal sweatshirt.Ian raised an eyebrow.“Hey,” David said, shrugging, “best I could do on my way from work. I’m not so into. I don’t know why some men still bother loving them anymore. I’ve always understood them to be treacherous snakes. Starting with Pandora, the First Woman. I don’t discriminate based on gender, though. I am Thanatos, Lord of Death. The Great Equalizer. And I will be the end of Humanity. The Humans are destined to destroy themselves. Just look at their world. They’re always at war with one another. Wives betray husbands and take their brats away from them. Husbands are discriminated against by the. . I guess I was at that..." "Okay! So, at a vulnerable moment in your life, you went one on with another woman and found that you enjoyed being both the recipient and - I guess we could say the benefactor - or better yet, the instigator of the selfless act of cunnilingus. "So what! No big deal! You had fling! You engaged in a lesbian act on one occasion and then, for some reason or another, you came to your senses and decided that being a lesbian wasn't your cup a tea." "In a round about manner. I got on the computer and wrote to her as if I didn't know her, but was interested. We spoke for a couple hours and exchanged photos, of course the same photos that were on my computer were the ones she sent me. UGH. I was angry but excited, something I never felt b4. She was the sexiest most hated female I ever wanted.Finally, the day is here. The asshole is at work, but is due to come home. I call her on the phone tell her to get her fat ass over to me so I can devour it. All along, I knew.