There was a huge basement area where we shuffled up to a counter and got our food. The minister and volunteers then led us in singing hymns. Once we h...ad finished eating and singing, the mattresses that were stacked against one wall were spread out to cover the floor. There were about 300 of them. We each lay down on a mattress. I found out later that some of the joints on the street would give you a free shot of hooch, but if you left and somebody else got your mattress, you would be sleeping. I finally said that my sisters friend's ass stuck out more, and thought that was it. But they said that they wanted to know why the little pervert (me!) had a hard-on. I tried to say I didn't but her friend grabbed it through the underwear and said I was lying. I swore I wasn't, but to no avail. They started laughing and said my punishment was that I had to show them my dick right then and there, or my sister would tell my parents I was being a pervert. So, I pulled out my dick I wasn't yet. "The lesser soldier shook his bayonet. "And did it not occur to you that this man might be a fugitive?"The baker shrugged. "Any man might be a fugitive. Beggars and fugitives look much alike." And then what happened?" said the captain, checking the other soldier with a look."We heard someone coming," said the baker, "some soldiers. I turned to look at them, and when I turned back the beggar was running away, and he was joined by two others." Who?" "I did not see them well. They wore cloaks that. " I'm glad I haven't got on the wrong side of you, Sharon." Dead right... Sir," she grinned.Then, later that morning when she had led him upstairs, she in turn jarred his complacency."I want you to fuck my bum, " she announced."Oh dear!" he said. "I hoped you never ask that." Why not? Lots of people do it." You've been on the internet again, haven't you?" So?" Lots of people don't as well." So what's wrong?" It's not natural." What do you mean it's not natural?" Just that! Your anus is designed.