Want the works?” she asked as she swung the chair around for me to sit in. “Sure thing kiddo, make me gorgeous,” was my smart ass reply. “No...t much for me to work with,” she countered as she put the cape on me. “A feisty one, I like that.” I laughed. She asked if I wanted the regular and started cutting my hair. She was pretty short so she had the chair all the way down and still had to stretch to reach to cut my hair. I noticed pretty quickly she was rubbing her ample bosom all over me. Finally she admitted that it was not only nearly a full megabyte in size, but it’s not even complete! It requires the computer to have Mayday installed first. So, since it’s really only an ad-in, they thought that $39 sounded right. In case you haven’t been paying attention, it’s out, we’re selling it, and it’s called Do-It!”Then Bill shook his head and said, “I can see one problem with these girls, though. The problem? While I sort of think we should be selling the stuff, these kids just give. As You do the same to me, I start playing with the fruit with my tongue. I start taking my time anf licking off the topping off the fruit. You start dipping the fruit deep in the topping and I started sticking my tongue out more so I could make sure I caught every single drop of the droppings. After we have had our fill of the fruit and wine, I Iead you to a special area that I sat up for you. I escort you to a special chair/throne just for you. I walk to an open space near by and I turn on. “Did I just hear you say that private? Do you know the punishment for that kind of talk in this army?”“When did we join the army?” Private Kelly asked sarcastically. “Last I heard we were supposed to be on some kind of pleasure cruise. It must be that considering we have a boy captain.”The Major turned to look at Private Kelly. “You don’t want to be in the military? Is that what you are telling me? I was going to inform you that your concubines would be picked up by a transport and brought.