I do know the language used by your family, and that of the one used when conducting business. Still I think this may all be a misunderstanding and th...at what he said means something different in a different dialect. He rushed off to attend to an urgent matter, so I don’t think he could really mean he bought them to give to me as if they were to be my pets, like a dog or cat, but pets in a whole different context that didn’t quite translate properly. Either way, I do appreciate his forethought. It seems his curse to be true, as several people will soon fall victim to ticklish torment!Or it could just be a coincidence, and I'm just trying to give a reason why there's so much tickling in one night. Either way, it's gonna be a 'howling' good time!Here are a few of the citizens of Gigglesworth and what they're doing this night before they suffer a ticklish fate.Mary Pendlewood: 35 year old mother or two, and definitely what you would call a 'MILF'. While her husband and children are out. Would you like some?"He said, "I want 5 loaves."She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."Selling BiblesA pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the. En route they were staying at a motel and in the bar got chatting to a bunch of guys. After quite a few drinks, Sue decided to turn in as they had another long drive the next day. When she got back to their room she found her gf there with one of the guys. Not wanting to watch them she went back to the bar, got a drink then went outside for a smoke.One of the guys was out there smoking as well and they got chatting. He told her how he found her English accent very sexy and one thing led to.