I remembered that she had always been a very deep sleeper. This used to annoy me as my Mom would give me the impossible task of waking her up for scho...ol. But now this trait played in my favor. I took the blanket off of her slowly. She was sleeping on her chest. I stroked up her legs until I reached her juicy ass. I peeled her small dance shorts up and pushed the fabric into her crack exposing her cheeks further. I started squeezing them. After having some fun with her magnificent ass I moved up. You really rate me that high? Why did you divorce me, then? As to the other stuff, I’m not too shocked. Scott has Mormon hang-ups written all over him. Such an abnormal reaction to repressed urges is not too surprising at all,” Carmen commented as she stole a French fry from me.“You know why we divorced, Carmen. You cheated, I had a revenge fling, you got angry and kicked me out, then you tried to delay the divorce with counseling, and I was pretty pissed, so I simply sat in stony silence. I guess you must be Linda, and that would make you Wishes. It’s nice to meet you Sally told me about your visit last week. I’m Ashley, Sally’s partner.”“Hi Ashley, it’s nice to meet you. We are looking for a couple of dresses for tonight, we have been invited to a club for the evening.”“No problem, now lets see,” Ashley said as she began looking through a rack of dresses, “I know, Linda you try this one and this would suit you Wishes.” She said handing us a dress each. “You know where the. How did you manage it? Who did you fuck to get me booted out?”“I didn’t fuck anyone,” I told her with as much conviction as I could. “Until yesterday morning I didn’t know I was going to be there. I hadn’t even heard of the Club let alone The Longest Tie. I thought it was a competition between men to see who was wearing the longest one.”I hoped she’d laugh at that. She didn’t.“Bull shit!” she yelled, “Everyone in the beast field knows of The Longest Tie. Everyone wants to take part in it. It’s.