I stormed into the house and went into the kitchen.My aunt was just going out holding a blanket and a basket for her little picnic.I walked to the fri...dge and grabbed a beer, opened it and began chugging it."Slow down there Lucas" My step mom says creeping up behind me."You look mad, whats wrong?" She asksShe shes me looking out the window towards the soccer hooligans."Oh I see, your mad that this guy is here now. Taking Jenny away from you" She saysI continue to drink the bottle of beer, which. ’ She still sounded very hesitant, as though she was having a hard time getting the words out. I’ve seen this before, but it’s almost always about a broken-hearted girl whose boyfriend dumped her or cheated on her or, worse, got her pregnant. I had heard that Jennifer had a new boyfriend, and hoped that he hadn’t built her up and then dumped her this fast. ‘Jennifer, sit down. What’s bothering you?’ ‘Ellen, what’s sex like?’ Boy, if there was one question I had never expected from Jennifer,. ..we carried her to the bedroom and I told him to give me a minute and get us a few beers. While he was gone I stripped her and told her we were going to have sex all night and she was going to get a hell of a fucking. SHe just smiled and he walked back in and just looked at her naked body and smiled said this is going to be good. We stripped down and my wife glanced over at him as he pulled out his cock and her mouth dropped...he was a very hung guy...she knew, even though she was hammered,. THE HOTEL BILLNext time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands.