One says, ' Your thingy doesn't have any skin on it.'I've been circumcised, the other one says.What's that mean?It means they cut the skin off at the ...end.'How old were you when it was cut off?'My mum said I was two days old.'Did it hurt?You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year, 'This one is compliments of John & Beryl:FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC...Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00. Living that way is not living." I think I understand. Anyway, we'll help you with your parents. Unless Dad objects, we will take you with us to learn how to live, too. There won't be any strings attached." Thank you, Mark." We returned to the dealership. Dad took the siphon kit and said, "Watch things. We'll be back." He and Claudia left with her driving a fancy Chrysler 300. I started transferring things from my old car into the Liberty. Pat came over and helped me.We finished and were sitting. I realized they thought I wasn’t goodenough for them. They looked down on me, and that mademe cry in my pillow many nights. I never showed it atschool, because I didn’t want them to see, and most ofthe time I was very happy. But those boys who I wantedto have and never seemed to get to… I could neverget them out of my mind completely.“And don’t tell me you didn’t look down on me, Ronnie.Actions speak louder than words. You put your projectsor grades or. ” “Well uh no, no I uhhh don’t. Uhhh did I do it all wrong?” she said, not sounding confident at all. “Ohhhhhh my lord no girl, not at all” he told her. “It’s just that no woman ever has kissed me as well as you just kissed me.” “Really, you mean that?” he said. Nodding his head he said “Yeah, I mean that alright.” “Uhhh what else have you done besides uhhh kiss a woman?” “What do you mean?” he asked as if naïve to what she was referring to. “You know” she told him. “I’m not that dumb” and then.
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