The blouse that she had chosen to wear was a silky sheer white, button up. You could make out the lacy bra that she was wearing under the blouse and i...t made me wonder what she had on under her slacks. I knew if she was cold or excited you would be able to make out the hardness of her nipple and if I looked closely I could see the pinkish brown areola in contrast to her milky white breast. To top it all off she just smelled great. The kind of smell that is intoxicating and immediately puts a man. "I picked you up something but I have no idea what you like. The girls are sure you will like it."I opened it and it was a beautiful red silk blouse. It also had a matching black vest to go with it."I have the receipt if you want to return it," said Mike."No, it's beautiful and it's the right size. Thank you all so much." This time when I hugged Mike I gave him a light kiss on the lips.The girls said they had brought some pie home from their aunts and wanted to know if I wanted some. We all sat. And trust me, as much as Jacki helped me when things were at their worst, you two have actually helped me more. That two amazing ladies that mean the world to me both love me, and that we could show our love for each other. I have always known that Jacki will go her way, and I will go mine. But with both of you, I hope with all my heart we are always close friends, even if we are never again lovers. And that as much as I would love being with either of you for the rest of my life, I also know I. ”“Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early...”“I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.” (from an Australian claim form)“The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.”“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”“I pulled into a lay-by.