I swear, after one particular episode I could practically feel my voice deepening, my chest hair growing, and my dick swinging free, half-way to my kn...ee.If any of you 'men' have got some kind of deep-seated issue with me killin' stuff, as far as I'm concerned you can just pull up your panties, shave your goatee, and move to France, ya damn wusses.Ladies with issues? Understood. It's a man thing. Come sit on my lap, and I'll explain everything. Heh. (It's an inside joke, never mind.)The day had. Tina was some kind of math genius, she could calculate the square root of 945 to 3 decimal places in the time it took you to tie a shoe lace. What she could not do was apply her very impressive IQ to commonsense questions; this would be a problem soon. She and Woody were platonic friends, genuinely. She had no more interest in him sexually than she had in Mr Pierce (who was now moving slowly through the crowds towards them – he was like a bulldozer, or perhaps an oil tanker; his great bulk. I had not seen such a visual splendor in my life. She emptied her bladder, got up and disappeared into the lush plantations. Days passed by, but i never got an opportunity to get a glimpse of my new found love. But one day the sun shined again. It was early morning there was no one around. All houses were far away from our home. I saw mom going towards our plantations. This time I followed her with out slippers, so that the dry leaves don’t make her alert. She found another place nearby. She. Fortunately, Sarah, Jennifer and Jackie all wanted to be near their husbands. So, Pete and Kathy sat across from each other. I sat next to Kathy with Cheryl on the other side of me and Marti was next to Pete and Chuck was next to Marti. The other couples simply split with the guys on one side of the table and the women on the other. I noticed Sarah smiling at Joe, then looking down at me and Marti and trying to make some eye contact and even join our conversation. They were the couple closest.