”“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and el...iminate the debt.”“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie.✧ ✧ ✧Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical. You moan in appreciation, that you were able to get me that turned on. Your fingers spread me open, rubbing my hot swollen clit. I moan in ecstacy. As you rub my clit with your thumb, you slide a finger into my tightness.Slowly at first working up some rhythm. It feels wonderful. Your lips kiss my belly down to my mound of sweetness. You move between my legs, pulling me to the edge of the bed, snatching my panties off, licking me slowly, teasing me. I'm so hot and bothered by this time, I'm. However, before I left theartist, asked me to take a telephone call. On the other end of the linewas Melody, who said, "Gwendolyn, asleep"...when I woke up I discoveredthat I had also had both ears pierced multiple times, a small diamondstud placed in my nose, and the words, "Melody?s Girl" tattooed on myass. Several hours later the artist put the telephone to my ear andMelody said, "Gwendolyn awake". I was given aftercare instructions andsent home. It was upon my arrival home that all hell. "It's a helluva turn-on," she agreed. "I thought Don was gonna kill me, that night in bed, after we'd taken all those pictures." Well, I really meant it about taking a lot fewer shots this time," I reminded her. "But I've got some definite ideas for poses. They're gonna be hot ones!" You going to get Tad involved?" Is the Pope Catholic?" I said. "I think ol' Tad's gotten a little more comfortable about it, now that you and Don have seen his teeny-tiny little pecker and didn't laugh at him.".