"That is the smirking smile that set Sue off. " My sister laughed."Let's get the rules straight buster, stay out of our rooms unless you're invited in.... You can look but don't touch without permission. Mom thinks you should date Sue and me separately a few times before we start to do it" and she blushed.My mind whirred, the fucking should start now! Sue had a crush on me, I wondered about Lori. "Lori how do you feel about me, same as Sue?"Lori blushed walking away, "see you later" and she walked. Sincerely,The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas & oil as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.This one is compliments of CymboriaA woman is in the grocery store looking for a turkey but none of them are big enough. So she goes up to a Stock Boy and asks “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”The Stock Boy responds “No, they’re dead.”This one is. I didn't want to be Jason's grandfather, and Nora needed to get on with her life. The next Sugar Baby was, Page, a journalism student who claimed to be writing a series of columns in the college newspaper on Sugar Daddies. I was to be featured in her third article. Page wasn't shy about saying the idea occurred to her when her student debt got out of control. She owed nearly ten thousand dollars. She was desperate to get funding to finish college. Everything fell into place with the newspaper. “Are you analyzing me, Dr. Norris?” He felt a playful smile crawl across his face.“Look,” Calista sighed, “I’m just trying to figure out why a serial dater, genuinely nice man with a good sense of humor has his crap together, and is good looking…”“I’m good looking?”His retort caught her off guard. “This is why you don’t drink at night with co-workers. What I’m saying is…”“A guy my age must have some backstory? Some damage?” While he wasn’t being defensive, he knew that's how his tone sounded..