Sarah and Fern followed, padding down the carpeted hallway in silence. When the naked trio entered the bathroom, Gene slid the shower doors open to re...ach for the bright nozzles. His pale buttocks jutting boldly at the two women, the lanky young man bent over the tub, the hairy slit of his asshole winking merrily. He tested the temperature of the water, then switched the lever so that a fine spray came from the shower head. "Okay, gals," Gene announced, grinning over his shoulder. "Ladies. At first I thought some other guy was fucking her and I got kind of mad. She was moaning a breathing very very hard. I though this guy must be hung like a horse! But then I slowly crept to the top of the stairs and peered into the bedroom where she was. The door was cracked not quite closed and I could see her fucking herself with a giant dildo that I had not seen before. It was huge like three beer cans end to end. She was cowgirl then on her back and slamming it home hard over and over. At. ”✧ ✧ ✧A woman’s on vacation and calls homeShe asks her husband, “How’s my cat doing?”The husband says, “The cat’s dead.”The woman’s upset and says, “Well, you could have broken the news to me when I got home. I can’t enjoy my vacation now. You could have just said a little white lie, like the cat’s on the roof and you can’t get her down.”“Okay, I’m sorry,” says the husband, “I’ll remember that.”The woman says, “Anyway, how’s my mother doing?”The husband says, “Your mother’s on the roof and we. Live together. Did they think we were going to get married?Way to kill the buzz, parents.Jasmine gripped my leg so tightly, I could feel the moisture being sucked out of the atmosphere. Especially any that had been gathering between her legs.As soon as dinner was over and we cleared the table, Jas grabbed her books and I took her home.“I’m sorry,” I said when we got to her house. “My Mom ... I can’t believe Dad...”“I know. Come in with me. Maybe we can at least make out a little, okay?”“You.