Andy and Shawna were up in Shawnas room playing on their laptops. A couple of my friends from school had stopped thru during the night to wish me happ...y birthday. All in all a good night. But I had a hard time keeping my eyes off of Tina. She had been a bit flirty with me all night, and Im fairly certain everyone had noticed. She still had on her suit outfit from school earlier, somewhere along having lost the jacket. Once things wound down for the night, I found Tinas jacket and rode with her. This stretch of Interstate 5 is known as The Grapevine and is infamous for really bad motor vehicle accidents. This one would prove to be one that I'd remember for the rest of my life. Not for what happened in the accident, but for what happened after...It had been a very long day and I was tired. Probably too tired to be driving, but I wanted to get home and have the weekend to lay around the house and rest. So I pushed on–it was only another hour until I was pulling up to my driveway in. My mind raced. One the one hand, I was going to get laid for the first time. On the other hand, something didn't seem quite right. Then Linda kissed me again, her tongue forcing its way between my teeth. Somehow, she'd climbed on my lap, and I felt one of her breasts rubbing against my chest. Any reluctance I had was rapidly vanishing, and when she lifted my hand and placed it on her boob, I knew I was going to get laid.Tiny gold lights danced on the lake, sparkles of moonlight reflecting. He heard Vlad give a low, mocking whistle, but Volodymyr had been used by enough men in enough cheesy motel rooms to recognize the hint of real desire there.His ex-wife slapped playfully at her new husband's arm and look Volodymyr up and down."Well Monica," she said archly, "don't you look the trashy cutie." Don't be mean," Vlad said, still joking. "You've got to give her points for effort." Yeah," Olena said, "the worthless prick did try awful hard at being a sissy. It was about the only thing.