“Well, go and wash yer hands then - I only want a ham sandwich”.Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said “My wife i...s so dumb, yesterday she dragged home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain’t even got electricity!” The second hillbilly said “My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain’t even got runnin’ water!” The third hillbilly said “My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the. .....the Bullsperm she was taking everyday finally made its way up through her cervix and into her womb and one sperm worked its way into one of her new fertile eggs and the fuck slut truck-stop whore was preggers.Far from slowing the slut down, Helen now started to hit on the customers through the bowsers and within a week guys were coming to the truckstop from Leongatha, Inverloch and Korrumburra to get into the latest whore at the truckstop.Her boss was also fucking the young slut by now and. So having a few hours to spare and wanting to get out of the house, I decided to visit the park that played a large role in my early years. It was a large park with something for everyone to do. It was a lovely day and I decided to walk. On reaching the park I strolled around for a while in the dense gardens, enjoying the beautiful surroundings before heading for the restaurant. I chose to sit outside and purchased a newspaper to while away some time. I ordered a bottomless coffee and settled. Gary broke the silence. “I have an idea! Why don’t we talk about our favourite fantasies and we can do our best to fulfil them in the weeks to come?” Gary’s idea was greeted with great enthusiasm from the girls; I wasn’t so sure that that wanted to know about my favourite fantasy. When I was younger I had fooled around with a couple of other guys at school, but lately I was being more drawn to stories of bi experiences. I was very straight but was dying to see if sucking another mans cock was.