I had been picking mushrooms off the cliff walls since the sun came up.I found a nice patch of them and I was putting them in my pouch when thelittle ...pink haired chick came out from behind some rocks.I paid it no attention. It will go back to its nest anyways, I thought.I kept plucking mushrooms."I'm hungwy!" The little chick conintued. This time it was flapping itswings, circling aroung me and trying to distract me."I'm sorry little chickie!" I told it. "I am a human male, I dont haveany food.. It IS a standard sign in our community. Just who are you, anyway?" I asked."Jack Tidwell if you must know." Mr. Tidwell, since this is my home, I really should know. I don't recall your name on the list of invitations. Therefore, I must presume that you are with someone." Yeah, I came with Reggi." Ahh, Mistress Regina. And where is she, right now?" How the hell should I know? I don't keep track of her."I felt a hand on my shoulder, and Margaret whispered in my ear, "Terri needs a doctor. The. As I was still in High School had to wait until the following weekend to whoop it up and that is just what Russell and I had planned.So early Friday evening I drove over to Russell’s house to pick him up with plans for both of us to head up to my parents cabin for the weekend that was close to a small country bumpkin college town inundated with plenty of hot co-eds. Granted Russell and I were still in High School, but both of us being of larger stature, we could pass for college kids. Even. I’m the Stupid Cum Whore.’ The shiny eyes in the mass of tangled hair drop back to the plastic bag. ‘Guess I’m suppose to say thank you… make you feel all good inside that you have done your good little effort to help the less… fortunate? Well I wont! I don’t need your free food! If I get hungry I go down to the back door of the pizza parlor on Laconica and the dish boy lets me suck his cock for all the burnt scraps I can eat. Sounds like a good deal huh? I even got to taste pepperoni the other.