GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He ca...lled her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."LouisianaA senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world. I had no idea that Michael had been filming me in that intimate act with Rover. Had could I face anyone if they saw that? My family would probably disown me. I'd probably be arrested for indecency or something. I had no choice but to do what Michael wanted. There was no way I could let that video get out. 'Jesus the crying is just making me harder. Time to take off your clothes. Get completely naked.'I slowly began to undress as I tried to get my sobbing under control. I could hear the zooming. I had to use more tape than I had planned, since her pussy kept squirting and getting everything wet. I finally got it to stay. Next up was the warming gel—the kind that warms up when you blow cool air on it. It’s usually meant to be used sparingly, and usually to have a person blow on it. Knowing that this wouldn’t be sufficient, I poured a third of the bottle all over Sophie’s exposed pussy and ass, and rubbed it in some. I slapped her clit hard when I thought there was enough there, and I. .....I walk up to him --- Jen and the girls watch me every step of the way --- I walk straight up to him --- smiling -- almost beaming ---- I stand at the side of him ---- and say I'm on Jack and coke !!!! he smiles and orders me a Jack and Coke ---- I lean into him and whisper in his ear ----- What the fuck are you doing here ????????? I needed to see you after a few things we said this week ........ I know babe but this is so fuckin dangerous for you to come here ------ Then he says so you.