That had all already been organised prior to my windfall.One thing that I truly liked about Rachel was her pragmatism; she knew that although we were ...going out, she had already made a decision that since I was already living a gigolo lifestyle, and she just didn't see herself as presenting enough incentive for me to give it all up, but she was going to remain faithful to me; and then she still gave me instructions that if I were ever to find a damsel in distress who was in need of some loving,. But that wouldn't be practical,? would it?'??????????? 'No.No. You didn't. I can't tell. You didn't. Say you didn't.'??????????? Iwalked up to her, BB gun in hand again and levered it.'??????????? 'Youthink I'm lying. I'd lie about blasting your twat twice?'??????????? 'No.You didn't.'??????????? 'Twattwice. Twat twice. Has a ring to it doesn't it? Sort of musical and comical.' Page 10. ??????????? 'No.Please don't taunt me or make fun of me. It's not at all funny.'??????????? 'Twatthrice,. "Where am I?" asked Laura cautiously.This produced a further burst of incomprehensible twittering from the two women. Then the one with the smock dashed off and returned with the most preposterous looking person. He was a corpulent black man of obvious North African descent with an odd squeaky-sounding voice. At least he spoke English.Addressing her regally he squeaked with a voice which reminded her of Mickey Mouse, "Welcome to the harem of His Magnificence, the Emir Ibrahim, may he live for. I had not given them much attention today, I thought. I will have to make it up the next time we get together. We quickly soaped each other up and rinsed each other off, then grabbed towels and dried. As Leslie dressed, I got us cups of coffee. Donning a robe, I walked Leslie to the door and bade her a nice day. I watched as she got in her car and, with a wave, headed to work. * Midmorning, I got a telephone call from Penny, the wife of an acquaintance with whom I had played on a neighborhood.