We were both naked now. I stood and moved closer to Chrissy and knelt on the floor. My eyes might have been bugging out like Roger Rabbit. I might hav...e been drooling. All I know is that I was now face to crotch with a real female, not a photograph in a magazine. Chrissy reached down and pulled her pussy lips apart. “This is my vagina.” she said and she pushed her middle finger into her depths. “It gets all wet.” she said then she pulled her finger out and inserted it into her mouth. My dick. Might work at that,’ he said. ‘By golly Mrs. Clause, you have yourself a deal!’ ‘Oh Mr. Clause, thank you,’ she said excitedly. She waddled over to him and their large bodies pressed against each other as she planted a long kiss on his lips. Because of their size and heavy clothing the best they could do was hold each others arms as her breasts and belly pressed against his torso. He stroked her grey hair pulled back in a bun saying, ‘You are still so beautiful. Hard to believe we were once. Picking up one of my cameras, I got it on the hotel’s Wifi. I told them to wish everyone a Merry Christmas from their church and congregation. Both men were natural chameleons in front of the camera. The men quickly got the two girls dressed enough to appear to be presentable and said a completely bullshit greeting to everyone in the world from their church.I ignored their theatrics as I pulled up a customized program from the guy who designed hotel cable system software. He had coded me up a. She didn’t smell bad either which was a sign that there was nothing there. But I had one last feel round with the glove off just in case I couldn’t feel it properly through the latex, and confirmed that there was nothing up there. Gill thanked me for helping her and said it was nice to have someone she could trust.We went back downstairs and Kath had opened some more wine. So we had a few more glasses, and then Gill went upstairs to the toilet. Kath said to me, “There’s something else you could.