Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, “Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon”.When you stop laughing..., pass it on.This one is from John A.No one believes seniors ... everyone thinks they are senile.An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they. The kind you get in a box with the candies and Icing. We was bothing getting frustrated with it (not as easy as it looks), when all of a sudden he took some icing with his fingure and stuck some on my nose. Hey I said and smiled What? Chris said with a big grin across his face Now your even sweeter Thanks? I said thinking wether that was a flirt or him just being him. Mom and Phil was out and wouldnt be back to the house till late tonight they said with all the Christmas Shopping they had to. Pulling myself out of bed I headed to the kitchen for some coffee which was overriding my need to attend to my morning relief at the moment. I smelt the food before rounding the corner and was pleasantly surprised to see Joyce.I startled her as my hands ran up along the side of her."Morning Joyce, I'm surprised to see you here still, coffee ready yet?" It is brewing as we speak Master, I was going to bring you breakfast in bed. I took a personal day today so I could help you get everything. The lantern must have blinded her to the distance. Too bright to see past its light but not enough to properly reveal the archway behind which Eldrian hid. With a deep breath, he peered around the corner. There she stood, lantern hanging low at her side. Eyes fixed on the archway. Eyes… closed? Yes, they were. At last Eldrian saw the way she had become cradled where the passage met a corner and continued to the left. Asleep on duty. Eldrian shuddered and breathed. His heart still skittered.