. let's compare cocks?" We stood next to eachother as he looked at my cock and back at his. His cock was longer than mine, a little thicker two. I wat...ched as he stroked himself. Grabbing his cock he slapped it in his hand. "Looks like you were having some fun, why'd you stop?" he asked. Once I realized he was going to jerk off, I figured I would too... for some reason it turned me on watching him stroke his cock. The awardness kind of went away as we both stood there, under the same shower head. " said the Newfie.Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.The guy gives the golf pro a dollar.The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands him a dime to use as the marker.This economic model is also used by the government.This one is compliments of Paul it may be a repeat ... Show it to your better half...HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN ... compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her,. Her pouty full lips with the new lipstick shown wet and sexy. Her clothes, all new, fit her like a second skin. It was a modeling agency after all. She had to look good. The skirt was short and rode up to her upper thighs. Her husband complained about it but she gave him a hard look that made him quiet down fast. Though she was only a receptionist she wanted to look just right. Her body was good looking with all the right curves and full pendulous breasts with an ass to die for. She kept in. Bill could hardly believe it when Ginger opened the door and smiled at him. "Hi," she said, looking left and right, "where's Jim?"Bill stepped in and closed the door, looking sad, barely able to keep his hands off her. He took her hand and pulled her close, smelling her faint perfume and feeling her warmth, her nearly bare breasts right on his chest, her belly touching his. "Can't get away, sweetie, asked me to take you out, even gave me some money, oh, and he told me to give you this."And Bill.