He would show me routines every now and then . I had a huge crush on him but i knew he had a girlfriend so i didn't do anything to get him, i was just... very friendly and asked him a lot when i saw him at the gym. Santiago is friends with my roomie so they eventually go out for drinks . One night my roomie was gone upstate for the weekend and the bell rang. Santiago was downstairs apparently he was locked out of his apt and needed a place to sleep. I was watching porn and smoking in my room horny. " OK." OK, then... It's... ahhh, listen,... it's already almost eight," she said."Right. I'm getting up. Don't worry, I'm wide-awake. I won't go back to sleep or anything."Finally, she got it that I wanted her to leave the room before I got up. "Do you want me to, maybe make you a couple slices of toast, or something?" she said. "I don't have much in the way of breakfast supplies in the house. But I could... I have margarine, and maybe some grape jelly or something." I'll be fine," I said. "I. Click-click. Click-click.I didn’t need this shit. Not now, not ever. I divorced this crap.Click-click. Click-click. Click-click.What the fuck you plannin’ on? Living in my fuckin’ face.They stopped.The clicks quit.Going into my hood, I headed down.Oouchf! Fuck! One god damn pointy kick in the fuckin’ ribs.Squinting, I looked up. Looked up legs that went to the fuckin’ moon.Legs that ended inside a micro-skirt swathed in darkness framed by the fuckin’ sun.‘Hey, bozo.’What the fuck . .. You should look for pretty, smart girls with nice, fuckable bodies who like to have fun with guys like you. Girls, for instance, like me.” Laura let her hand drift over the fly of his pants, gently rubbing her palm over the hardening bulge in his pants.Steven sighed at the touch of his cousin’s hand, and grinned as his heart rate increased. His right hand dropped from the steering wheel and he lightly rubbed her forearm as she touched his crotch.“Steven,” Laura suggested, “Pull the car.