I stillcouldn't believe it myself, what had happened, such was theridiculousness of it all. The fateful day two months ago started likeany Monday, I w...ent to school, I went to the local sports club afterschool to play tennis with my friend Paul, before arranging a round ofgolf with him on the following Saturday morning. I loved playingsport, any sport really, but tennis, soccer and golf were myfavourites. It was on the way home from the sports club that the chainof events that led to this mess. He spritzed himself cotton candy scented body spray – it was one of four approved scents for the sissies. He put on a pair of cutoff denim shorts and a hot pink spandex midriff top with long sleeves.Hambone knocked on Clover’s door. The man who was five-foot-ten, two-hundred-fifteen-pounds and wore a size 38 pants, walked inside. He had worked with Phillip for ages. He and Phil were on opposite ends of the spectrum. Hambone was just pure thug having been in prison nearly 20 of the 55 years of. ..Her name was Kelli. I finally found that out after admiring her around campus for several weeks. We had exchanged a glance or two and a smile here and there, before I saw her with a friend at one of the local fast food places. Earlier that week in Sociology class we had discussed the "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist and what it represented to society. That was a boring talk, but it served to get me thinking, and later that evening I put an ad up about seeing her at the food place. Brenda watched as he went through the door and after a little while the front door slammed. She could just hear the car start.Paul eased himself from the cupboard and moved over to the window, Standing just out of sight, he watched for a while.“He’s gone,” he said at last, turning to look at his naked mother. “Short and sweet, wasn’t it?”“That describes your father’s cock,” she said.“He didn’t bring you off,”“No!”“Guess we’d better rectify that, hadn’t we,” the boy said climbing onto the.