’ I smile, well more of a grin. ‘What’s the oldest guy you’ve dated?’ ‘What? Oldest? Well I guess 25? Yea, Anthony, was 25. We were togeth...er for about three months.’ She shrugs. ‘For awhile he was the record holder.’ As she goes silent and slips back into looking into her coffee I sit and just look at her for a second. ‘Stop me if I’m wrong.’ She looks up sharply. ‘You don’t really want to date but friends of yours say you should. They set you up with this ‘Great guy they know’… right?’ She. She was full of fun and mischief. ‘I have given them a good tip and told them we are here to make a baby.’ She had said when she closed the cabin door and stripped off her clothes. She laughed at the surprised look on his face. ‘Don’t worry my love, I am on the pill and don’t want any snotty nosed brats. My little white lie will ensure our complete privacy for the weekend.’ All day Saturday, they made love in their room or on their secluded balcony. Their tiny Vietnamese maid brought fresh. . ? Lips kissed my face, from my brow to my chin almost tenderly before moving down to find my breasts, sucking at my teats as if they still held milk.That minute threshold was soon past and I was left confused - this was not how it was supposed to be! My sex was reacting, only minutely at first but the signs were there, threatening more.I clenched my eyes and gritted my teeth, even ignoring the tongue that tried to part my lips, begging my body to back off - not here, not now, not with him.. “Your test is quite simple. Behind the first door is a bottle of imported rum, the good stuff. You need to drain the bottle, bring it out here and put it on this side of the line. Half an hour time limit. Easy.”The prospective member nodded and looked at the other two doors. “I take it there’s more to it though.”“Quite correct, the booze just adds a little handicap to the event to prevent making it too easy. Behind the second door is a ferocious grizzly bear and you need to take a tooth from it.