”“Shit,” Leo chuckled. “I kill these hoes, I’ll just take me a couple more. We’re Reapers, right? We take what we want and shit out the re...st!”“Yeah,” Brody agreed, the words almost gagging in his throat. “I bet you already know who you’re going to replace them with, huh?”“Oh yeah,” Leo grunted, licking his lips. “Real fire-pussy. Natural, not like these stupid-ass cunts. She’s a firecracker – wants me, too, but she got stuck with a real pansy.”He shrugged. “You know I’m gonna take her either. Das gefährlichste an denen war ihr Gestank und den war Tanja inzwischen gewöhnt.Die beiden Gestalten die sich in der Gasse versteckt hielten rochen zwar auch nicht besonders gut, waren aber weit davon entfernt harmlos zu sein.Bei den beiden handelte es sich um Schwerverbrecher, die vor wenigen Stunden durch Hilfe eines bestochenen Wächters aus dem Knast geflohen waren. Ihre Flucht würde nicht vor der morgendlichen Überprüfung bekannt werden und die beiden wollten die Nacht nutzen um ungesehen. “Do you come here often?”She giggled. “My name’s Heather,” she told him. “I’m just here with a couple of friends, but they seemed to have forgotten about me.” She motioned to a pair of guys practically making out on the dance floor. “How about you?”“No, I’m not from around here.”“Well what brings you to town?”“Well…” he said, then hesitated. He wasn’t sure how to start.“Are you still in the closet?” Heather asked.“Honestly, I’m not sure what I am,” Jim admitted. He looked her over and. Only three stars.Scene: costume partyA: what are you dressed as?B: can’t you tell, I’m a harp!A: your costume is too small to be a harp...B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline.
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