Insteadthere's a blinding yellow light and a moment of total and utterdisorientation that makes him call into question his very existence.Just as quic...kly it's over.Toby looks down at the jacket and skirt she's wearing, at the unmistakeablyfeminine curves of her bust and hips, at the elegant black shoes on hernylon-clad feet. Her tongue finds the underside of her dental plate, beginsto work loose the bottom set from her gum. Despite the strangeness offinding herself in a different body, she has. The first reason was I didn’t have to wrestle with any of the entry way doors and casings. The second was I would be reminded of home by walking, or driving in and out of the doors, something no one else in my new neighborhood had going on. Lastly I knew that my home was secure from anyone I don’t want inside my caves. I hope I never have to harm anybody, or anything on my doorstep, but any unfriendliness by man, or beast would meet the same fate. I promise to give them all the hot lead they. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3.. Rehab lasted about 8 weeks and I had a job lined up to start the same day it ended. I told Cathy about it and she was very pleased with me.Well, things went well and 18 months later we were married. Life was great, good job, loving wife, and great sex. Neither one of us was a virgin when we married. So I was very surprised when she started on this ‘fantasy’ thing.I slept on the couch for about a week and finally had enough. I confronted Cathy with what was fueling my anger and stated that I was.