" But you're a smoker too. Isn't that just a little bit hypocritical onyour part?" It doesn't bother me that he smokes. He doesn't even smoke that m...uch.It just kind of surprised me at first, but that parts okay." So what was the part that bothered you?" Mom asked. "Did the two of yougo farther than just kissing?" Yeah, I guess you could say that." Did you give Ken a blow job, Honey?" Not exactly, but kind of," I said. "I gave him a hand job and it gotkind of messy but there weren't any. I told him I did and he asked what my intentions were. I told him I only offered because she said that he and his wife didn’t have the time or patience to teach her. He smiled and said that’s true on both accounts. They are very busy and neither of them would make good teachers. He asked me how much I would charge to teach her and I said I would be glad to help and to consider it to be part of my customer service. He thanked me and said they’d think about it and let me know. Then he told me. After his morning constitutional, he stumbled to the kitchen and put on a pot of coffee, then sat at the table and scratched his crotch some more. 'Should have wiped myself off before going to sleep,' he thought. He flipped on the kitchen television and caught the recap of the games from yesterday. He had watched two of them, spending most of the afternoon in front of the set, pausing it for beer runs and making a couple of sandwiches between games. As he poured his coffee he snarled a little. My mother refuses to use the air conditioning because she thinks it’s too expensive. Now I’m forced to sweat to death in a large oversized oven we like to call our home. Thank goodness for tiny shorts and tank tops. If I didn’t have those to prance around in at home, I’d be dead for sure. My girlfriends and I decided since the weather was so warm, we’d go out again to see if we could get ourselves into a bit of trouble. Once again, I managed to by drinking myself senseless before the night was.