But today I was not happy. The load I carried was just too much for me sometimes and this was one of those days. Well, I mean I am not happy with cert...ain parts of my life. I loved my kids and my husband. It was work it was killing me. I put in way too many hours at the office then left feeling I something was undone. I left work every night with a tug of war going on in mind an incessant struggle between the need to stay and work or go home and feel guilty. Of course staying won’t have saved me. I don't know how we made it safely home sometimes. My opinion was that if this was the price of her focusing on creative writing, I sure as hell wasn't going to complain about the method of payment. Which was why, when she graduated, I gave her a bright red 1939 Royal Quiet De Luxe Portable typewriter. According to those in the know, this was one of Ernest Hemingway's favorite typewriters. Jan was absolutely blown away. I jokingly told her that just because Papa Hemingway had his mistresses and. They were breast forms! "Lets try this one forcolor, then we'll work on size and fit".It took about half an hour to find the best ones, which were then gluedto my chest with some kind of special glue. Then she showed me a pantythat would make me look exactly like I had a girls happy place, andonce again going through the process of finding the right size andcolor, Lisa helped me get it on, which was very embarrassing. It had apocket for my male parts, it was very well padded at the rear,. How many Hail Marys? How many Our Fathers?”“It’s very simple, my son. There’s a book over here. Just look up the sin and it tells you the penance.”Hennesy reluctantly agrees to take the good father’s place while the father makes a dash for the toilet. He’s a little nervous at first but it doesn’t take long before he gets the hang of it.Masturbation: Ten Hail Marys Adultery: Five Our Fathers and five Hail Marys.All goes well until a young woman enters the booth and confesses to giving her.