The area known as South Central Los Angeles, which we were concentrating on next, is made up of some twenty-seven neighborhoods and is divided in two ...by I-110. It is densely populated by the poor; many of whom are Hispanic, and included Watts – a previously predominately black neighborhood. We would be going to the Westside of South Central today and the Eastside tomorrow to listen and observe.We were up earlier than usual on Tuesday morning to work out and shower, but skipped chanting to get. I’d come out of my local bar alone although there were other people milling about on the street outside. As I walked down the pavement, a woman approached me and asked if I had any spare change. She looked rough in jeans and a hoodie top compared to my dress and coat which, despite my voluptuous and curvaceous figure, did suit me well. I merely apologised and said I had nothing and continued walking.“Lying slag”, she shouted back. I turned around to look at her. “Yeah, you, you fat slag”,. I tried Julie's number for a third time and this time she answered."Hi, Stranger than Most," I said, another nickname from better times. It earned another giggle. I couldn't remember the last time I had heard her laugh at something I said."I am surprised Mr. Executive has time to call," she joked. "I must have caught you between the caviar and the aperitif." You caught me between the Big Mac and the French fries," I replied. I couldn't believe how nervous I was to be talking to a woman I had. .. so she took them home and ate them.These are compliments of mario marioA friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible airplane.To be honest I can’t see it taking off.Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout:“Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!”A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him, fed him.