"No," I said."Thank God," she said"Why do you say that," I asked, "is it so obvious that I am the last tosee it?" No," said Anne, "it's just that I....... er.... threw out all the boxeswith your male clothes in weeks ago. They all went into the charity binafter I kept tripping over them!" she confessed. "So I suppose that youare going to have the boob job as soon as, then, after all, why wait?" Well, no, I don't suppose there is any reason to delay, when you put itlike that," I replied."Make. Soon the lights became unbelievably bright as he neared to mouth to a big room in the cave. What he found left him speechless as the biggest amethyst he had ever seen was sticking from the ground, glowing with an intensity only belittled be that of the sun. He approached this gem without another thought besides holy fucking shit I'm gonna be rich. He extended his hand to the gem and on contact it began to hum. Instead of backing away from the gem he placed his other hand on it to try to figure. “Are you leader of men and cows?” he asked, with a quizzical expression on his sun dried face.“Yes, I am.” I tried to sound confident but felt anything but.“You will pay toll yes?” The man cocked his head.“Yes we will,” I replied happily. “How much is it?”“How many cows?” the man asked but I suspect he already knew.The other men watched our exchange, seemingly bored at this point.“One thousand, one hundred and forty cattle,” I said loud enough for them all to hear.The young man raised one. " Well, he's still walking, so he can't be that bad."The last guests finally left and Sarah slipped the bolt on the front door. Alan was staying the night, on the sofa, so although tired, Sarah got two large glasses of wine from the kitchen, then kicked off her shoes and sat next to Alan in the living room. "Ooh, that's good!" she exclaimed, as she wiggled her toes.When they'd drunk their wine, Alan said:"If you wouldn't mind getting me a blanket, Sarah—then I really do think that you need to.