So I was plenty attracted to her. Anyway, she talked—a lot, and was very animated. After about ten minutes, she got up, grabbed my hand and her blan...ket and ordered me to follow. She walked me hand-in-hand to a large grassy area, spread out the blanket, pulled me onto it, and started making out with me.”“Did you get lucky?” Ken asked as Joanne smacked him in admonishment.“In a sense. After a few minutes, she sat up abruptly, started taking her clothes off, and told me she’s a virgin and wanted. She stood there upright, walking on what looked just like the hind legs, hocks, feet, and hooves of a goat. He eyed her, seeing she had a thick mound of black furry surrounding what had to be a female human placed vaginal opening. He stared at he crotch, denoting it as leaking fluids, the fur caked with pearly globs of congealed semen.She had to be standing seven feet tall, with curving horns coming out from the peak of her forehead.Anthro, a doe goat, Doctor Melinda was slim and lovely, her. " she then stopped dead in her tracks."Little what, GRAN? You have a lot of nerve ya know that... this attitude of everyone owes you, that is why you never paid back anyone who got your lights on for ya. Then you run to me, thinking I'm gonna wuss out and help you. HA HA, that's a laugh."Gran looked like she was about to either explode or maybe implode. I doubt anyone but me has ever had the balls to stand up to her."I can't believe you don't love your Gran." Trying for sympathy; not gonna. These women were always around and this was a small parish, so they took care of everything: cleaning the church, cooking for me, counting the collection, dusting the vicarage. We hit it off right away on my arrival and I was inordinately fond of them, but a fondness that could never be expressed directly, or so I thought. Mary began: ‘Who’s in your ears today, Vicar? Rutter, Vaughn Williams, or C. Hubert H. Parry?’ There were few secrets around St. Dunstan’s. ‘A change of pace, Charlotte.