.. One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands.The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful ...new son.Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.The father did everything he could think of doing, but the baby wouldn’t stop crying.Finally, the dad got so worried that he decided to take the infant to the doctor.After the doctor listened to the father relate all that he had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to. She had become so angry that she smacked him three times for each indiscretion. The horse whinnied in pain - he'd had enough. Rising up with all his might, rearing on two legs, he slammed his hooves onto the fence that separated Amistad and Madame French. She struck him again and again, whip cracking against his hide.With the sound of heaving wood, the fence panel began to splinter. It wobbled and snapped, the horse crushing it beneath him. The crank dropped away too, the rope becoming loose.. So the next evening I was at her place. I was shocked to find her in a tee-shirt and a skirt. Her t-shirt revealed the exact shape of her pear-shaped breasts. She had to cough to bring me back from the trance.We settled down on the couch and were having our regular chit chat. She had ordered pizza and then we had our dinner. Nothing different had happened. Then while she was laying on the couch she asked me if I could massage her back. She was having a little back pain.I had told her I knew. The Dean of Faculty offered me the post of associate professor in computer science engineering department this afternoon. I accepted immediately. The pay is something people in Russia would dream about. Professor Reagan knows about the offer, and told me it was pretty normal and not anything special. After I do some decent research in this country and publish some papers, I will be eligible for a full professorship and tenure. So, I guess I am provisional for a while. I can start work.