There’s hope for you yet.”“Gee, thanks, SIR! Now, please pull the car over and fuck me!”“As I said, one down, nine to go. Roll.”“Okay, h...ow about this. If I roll one more perfect joint on the very next try, you will pull the car over and fuck me.”“And if the next joint you roll is not perfect? What then?”“Then you will pull the car over, and I will fuck you!”“That sounds like a win for you.”“You’re saying it’s a loss for you if I have to fuck you? Choose your next words carefully, Sir!”“Don’t. "Hey Terry look!"I went into the living room and she was sat there transfixed in front of the television set,"Satellite!" she yelled and clapped her hands, "We've got satellite" What are we going to watch mum?" Anything, I don't care, we've got satellite!"I'd been glancing through the terms of our employment when she'd called out and wondered how she would take what I'd just discovered,"Mum?" Yes darling?" Can you just forget the television for a second and listen to me?"She turned to face me. Kuch din ke baad wo sleevless salwar pehen ke aane lagi.Kaam krte samay uske armpits se pasine ki khushbo aati thi main to pagal ho jata tha.fir maine use apne paas bulaya aur kaha mere paas aake baitho.wo mere side nei aake baith gayi.maine apna hath dheere se uske hath ke upar rakha.wo sharma gayi aur usne apna hath hata lia.maine kaha tumhe bura to nahi laga na.usne kaha nahi sahab. Maine fir uska hath pakad lia aur use apne karib kheech lia aur dheere se uske hoth ke upar apne hoth rakh die. Maine akha mom saree kyu pehan li nange hi rehte yar bikini pehan lete.mom boli aaj hum bahar ghoomne jayenge aur poore din enjoy karenge.abhi bikini pehan kar to tere sath bahar nahi ja sakti colony wale dekh lenge.Fir mom aur mai car me baith gye.mom aur delhi pahunch gye. waha jake mom ne ek kapde ki dukar par car roki aur kaha mujhe kuch naye hot dress lene hai sabhi purani ho gye hai.andar jate hi shop wali lady ne mom ko dekhkar bola – madam kaise saree dekhna pasand karegi aap. mom boli-.