'Hi, Dad. Meet my boyfriend Spike.'"And I can do much worse than that. 'Hey, Dad. This is Sputum. He's my dealer, but he is just the baddest guy.'" No.... What you need to do is bring home a seriously butch, black woman. 'Hey, Dad. This is my old man, Nancy. Don't worry. She's Jewish and I don't have to spend any of my trust fund for her drugs, she turns tricks for that.'"After the laughter died down we still had to stop the intermittent giggling before we could continue talking.I turned right. "Well yeah!" she replied back."Yeah." I then said, realising it was pretty much a stupid question to ask.Then as we walked on, i noticed her huffing and puffing, and struggling with her shopping and i asked "So, do you want a hand with that?"She then stopped, looked at me and after looking me over replied "Why? So you can run off with my KitKats?" No!" i replied back."I just genuinely wanted to help you out! I can see you struggling, and just thought you could do with a hand!" i then said. ‘She would like a full bikini laser hair removal please.’ Explained Tiffani-Lynn to the lady who smiled and looked at Lily as though to confirm. Lily saw the look in Tiffani-Lynn’s eyes so nodded her head in agreement. Tiffany-Lynn slid Lily’s dress up above her waist and slid her thong off then the beautician examined Lily’s pubic hair.‘All gone, even round butt?’ She asked with her heavy Thai accent...‘Yes.’ Lily replied quietly. The lady then placed a pair of dark black goggles over Lily’s. Kissing was more than I had ever thought it would be. The feeling of her tongue caressing mine went right to my crotch and that felt wonderful. I even put my arms around her on my own!As we kissed she whispered that I should take a peek at the other couple in the tub. Look over I saw the guy had pushed the girl's top up and was rubbing her breasts. Jenny giggled and said something about how lucky that girl was. I know that was a hint but I was still an inhibited nerd.Jenny had to put my hand on.