It's fun, he's a great guy to screw, but, well, I mean it's every single day. I love sex, but sometimes it's... well, it's a chore." I didn't realize ...you two were together every day," Emma said. "And here I thought I had a busy sex life with two parties a month. I guess we learn something every day." And you know what's worse?" Devlin went on. "The night I had my first date with Jeff, we went to a dance, I was upstairs in bed with Danny when Jeff showed up. And there I am, out on the dance. "Nice music. I forgot my briefcase; excuse me. Hey it looks romantic down here." He watched for moment. "Closer, Eric Closer, you will never get any that far apart." He laughed and put one hand on Eric's back and the other on Ellen's bottom and pushed them closer."And here's a secret,,, Ellen likes to be touched very lightly across her buns, here ... gets her very excited," David coached."We can figure this out ourselves, darling, and we don't need an audience. It makes us self-conscious. Ellen. The name change is taking some time getting used to. I did something a little unusual with my wives, not exactly illegal but not far from it. I wrote in all their marriage books that my former name was Ilias. Abby knew me by that name before her supposed transformation into eternal virginity, so we would have some cover there. But it would be an absolute disaster for anyone to hear Shephatiah or Chanah call me Ilias. My undamaged wives have told me in our secret sign language that they have. Grandpa nodded, showing no surprise. Eleven plus exam papers were all marked by the grammar school for the catchment area. This was the pronouncement that would shape my future.I pulled out the letter, unfolded it and read it twice. Then I sat heavily in one of the armchairs and rubbed my temples.It took me a few moments to get my head around what the letter said, then I turned to Grandpa and asked suspiciously: “Did you, by any chance, make a donation to the grammar school recently?”He quickly.