‘Of course not, he just needs to know that I am in the Denver area and that we will be skiing together,’ Cliff assured her. ‘This is going to be... fun,’ she said and then they hung up. Cliff’s next call was to the travel agent to book his flight from Chicago to Denver. Later that day he was ready to leave for the airport when Cathy, Vaughn’s assistant, handed him several apartment complex brochures. She had also given him a map of the areas. He would look those over on his flight back to Chicago.. "Kate looked confused for a second and then she smiled. "I think that'd be hot, go for it."Steven shrugged his shoulders and as if it was meant to be, Lords of Acid's "Pussy" started pumping through the speakers. I got up, stood in front of Steven, turned around and bent over, grabbing my ankles with his ass in my face."Just so you know, you can touch her all you want Steven", my husband said. He looked at Kate and she nodded. With the nod, I felt a pair of firm hands on my ass as he gave them. “A funny thing happened this morning before school,” Julie said.“Humor is evidence of a beneficent God. Did you see camels playing soccer on the street in front of your house?”“No, it was even funnier than that. My mom said that I had a doctor’s appointment with her OB/Gyn on Monday.”“If there had been monkeys riding on the camels, would that have made it funnier than a doctor’s appointment?”“Jake, you insensitive clod, don’t you know why a girl goes to see an Ob/Gyn?”“You don’t look pregnant. ‘OK, I’ll . . . I’ll go to yoga or something.’ ‘Yeah, go to yoga. And wear those tight little pants you got at LuLuLemon that show off your cock. You’ll get attention.’
 ‘From gay guys. I’ll get attention from gay guys,’ I said. 
 ‘Hey, attention is attention and right now you just need to be reminded that you actually have a penis and that that bitch didn’t put it in her purse when she broke your heart and crushed the pieces with those stupid fucking boots of hers.’
 So anyway I was at yoga.