"Ah, good afternoon, Mr. Walker." Good afternoon, Mrs. Jacobs." I hesitated. She was gray haired, with sharp blue eyes behind bifocals. She'd been tea...ching here practically forever. A twinge from my steaming balls decided me. "I - ah - think I'd better take some relief."She pursed her lips. "Indeed? Very well. Did you want assistance?"I glanced around. A half a dozen girl's hands went up, and one guy'?! It was Phil Burton!! My eye skipped past him quickly and lighted on Marilyn Beaverton. She. She sat to his left, curled up near the lamp reading. He glanced at her as the program began. She was in sweatpants and a T-shirt. Jared took note that she was also wearing a bra... around the house, she sometimes went without but she'd been shopping earlier in the day and had left it on.He also suspected that she sometimes wore them to avoid inadvertently arousing him.Jared also took note of the way his wife held her book. They were both avid readers but Stacy had a habit that bugged Jared. I could feel her tongue pressing against the bottom of my shaft, almost as if she was licking it like an icicle. She then noticed I was now awake and watching, opened her mouth with my penis still inside and smiled. She then got up a little bit, and began to talk to me. While she rubbed my penis up and down she told me how when she woke up and went to the bathroom, she noticed I was erect in the morning. I told her I thought she was joking last night, to which she responded she was. She then. Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her with the shovel.”Steve went to the urologist.