The next big event in our lives occurred when the six of us went to the seaside on holiday, Amy and I were just thirteen, on our first night in the co...ttage we'd rented, we were too excited to sleep properly so as we could hear music and laughter coming from downstairs, we decided to investigate and promptly tip toed onto the landing.Our mums were dancing together in the middle of the room, well we weren't sure whether they were dancing or not, they were certainly very close to each other and. Her name was Marsha, and I was just about to ask her where she was when I caught sight of her in the back bedroom, fingering her cunt.and moaning to a Z-Z-Top tape. As of yet, she had not seen me, so I assessed the situation, and figured it would be better to go back outside and knock before coming in.Her eyes were closed and I knew there wasn't much of a way for her to hear me between her pre-orgasmic moans and "Sharp Dressed Man." She was blowing her first gasket as I turned and went back out. ..A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right.”The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday ... I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”The little boy replied with a chuckle. “You’re bullshitting me,. " Gerald, this is Molly, my personal maid and friend," she said with a smile. Molly, Lord Gerald, my something or other cousin." Glad to meet you, Lord Gerald," she said with a sweet smile."Likewise, Molly, and in private, drop the Lord stuff." Oh, I couldn't do that, Lord Gerald. It would not be fitting." Do as he says, Molly," said Felicia. "Gerald, I have an idea, would you consent to Molly accompanying you as I feel Balmoral would be more than she could bear? I understand you are going to.