Jed and Josey were in the back seat actually holding hands and leaning into each other. Jenny laid her hand on my arm, and said, "Thank you for taking... me out tonight. I've wanted you to take me out for a long time, Kenny, but you've never asked. You didn't ask anyone, so I was forward and had Josey help me get you to take me out."That was sweet, but made me feel like a dolt for not trying to get a date with the school's best looking female.We saw a good movie and then enjoyed some hamburgers at. Oh, you heard about that? Right. Anyway, he's always seemed just as happy covered in mud as with his clothes on. Turns out he wasn't naked. He had something around his waist. For a second I actually thought it was a diaper, but that was crazy. No, it was a loincloth kind of thing, or maybe really ragged shorts, I'm not sure. Otherwise he was naked and he was waving this giant stick around and yelling and chanting. It wasn't a song or words I'd ever heard before. Maybe they weren't even words.I. I took my pants and shoes off, stowing them in the back, and brought out my 6 inch heels with ankle straps, blonde wig, what little makeup I had, and the mesh arm gloves. There wasn't a lot of room in my little car, but I managed to strap the heels on over my fishnet stockings, and set the wig in place with some adhesive, apparently very strong, and did my best with some eyeshadow, fake lashes, and slutty red lipstick. Up close, you could tell I was a stocky sissy, but from far away I thought. " The Sheriff laughed, waving the bottle in Max's face, middle finger wrapped prominently around the neck.Max grunted and pushed past the Sheriff. Today was bad enough without having to deal with this pompous redneck asshole. In the living room, horns and heads covered the log cabin style walls. An elk horn chandelier dominated the space. Max always shuddered at the sight. Some people shouldn't have money.At the sight of Max, the men lounging on the brown leather couches stopped talking and sat.