Asshole!She took the record, broke it over her knee, and threw it in the trash.And ... forgot about it.INTERLUDE ONEi was messed up again — damn pil...ls shit I was tryin' to 'member somthin' what what shit! oh yeah that bitch that bitch sent her the damn thanks a lot song yeah thanks a lot a lot shit what oh yeah I was gonna git that damn bitch yeah thanks a lotWHAT TO WEARSolange forgot about the record and started thinking about the party that night. With some friends, she had been invited to. Usually, I shave but I had learned from one of my friends that men like clean shaven vaginas and Veet cream had solved my problem because before coming to meet me, my to-be husband had desired to see my vagina in person as in webcams, he could not see it properly. He grabbed me by my hips and drew me forward till I was almost on his neck and my crotch touching his chin. He kissed my crotch and this pushed me to the limit, a hiss evaded my lips. He pushed me up and slid down my pyjama from my. Anyway, tell me, what’s the house like?”“Beautiful, with beams throughout and inglenook fire places in the older part of the house. I know you’d love the kitchen in a modern extension at the back. There’s a lovely cosy parlour and I shared a bedroom with Sophie -”“So you’re virtually a member of the family already, then?”“Hardly. I told you, I was trapped by the snow.”“Are you still going to tear yourself away from your country paradise and coming up here for Christmas?”“Yes, I am home now, and. A separate women’s university is the best we could achieve at the moment, but I could force the main university to be the examining body and to award degrees fairly. How do you fancy being Vice-Chancellor and Professor of Mathematics?”It was a trick question, but she saw it just in time.“Yes, I’d love it,” she enthused, “And I could use some of my spare time to read for a degree in Sanskrit and another in biochemistry I suppose.”The Emir breathed a sigh of relief. She had not taken the bait;.