No, that's not right, I must have been dreaming. But no, I was wide awake in my own room — I recognized it — but it seemed like Heaven right here ...on Earth. And then I knew. I felt Linda's soft mouth wrapped around Peter The Great, awakening both of us and transporting us to Heaven.My Ebony Angel's fingers caressed the second and third jewels of my three-piece set, the feathery non-threatening touch that she had perfected long before she came into my store — and into my life. Her dark naked skin. On my 2nd beer and 4th shot of tequila I saw him at the other end of the bar where he was having his bachelor party and stared until he looked up. We maintained eye contact far too long, but neither of us made any other move. With nothing more than a gentle flat handed stroke across the lap of one of his groomsmen, I got the date and time and place of the wedding. I wasn’t sure I would go through with it until I found myself in front of the church. I walked rapidly up the steps before I could. “I guess we should first find where the words starting with ‘R’ are located ... I’ll open the book about halfway... ‘K’, so let me move more towards the back. Okay, ‘T’, we went too far.”After a minute of searching, I found the entry.“Hmmm. Rambunctious ... adjective, boisterous; unruly. Thanks David,” I said, and people laughed.“Now, how did I find that fairly quickly; there are tens of thousands of words there, but I found the one I wanted in a minute or two.”“You knew the words were in. The perks of being in management were no time limits on lunch and a handsome compensation that fed into my newfound hobby. This particular day I picked a girl I’d seen many times but never chose, I guess there was something deep inside I knew was wrong but today was the day I would find out what it was. I texted her and set up the date and like a well oiled machine, the plan flowed with no issues. I arrived at the motel where she was, Sweaty palmed and scared as hell I just wanted to nut and.