I said “Don’t cry Mom, I understand, I forgive you.” Hearing these words she stopped crying. Then I asked her “Why are you reading or watching... such a filthy thing?”Mom said “Apart from being your mother I am a lady. A lady who has not even touched a single men since 18 years. Son, I have my needs too . When you turned into such a big man I couldn’t control myself. I used to thing about you all day & night, I couldn’t suppress my feelings, so I started to satisfy myself using these filthy. Then Jennifer said, "Take your clothes off, we wanna see your dick." I was shocked, but the idea of not taking my clothes for the women of "Friends" would not have crossed my mind in a million years, so I unbuttoned and unzipped my pants and took them off, then my underwear, shoes, and shirt I also removed. By this time I was completely hard. Wouldn't you be hard if Courteney Cox had grabbed your penis and the three ladies of "Friends" were seeing you naked?The three ladies gathered in a circle. The conservative says, "Who stole half my water?"The fanatic thinks the glass is completely full, even though it isn't.The physicist says that the glass is not empty at all - it is half-filled with water and half-filled with air.The politician says that's not my glass, mine was bigger.The drinker says "Who's buying the next round?"The poor person says "I'd rather have a glass half-empty than no glass at all."The rich person says "You can have whatever water trickles over the edge"The drunk. Specially kisi aunty ya bhabhi ke mu mai wo expert hoti hai in cheejo mai.. Wo mujhe dekhkar lund chus rahi thi aur jor jor se aage peeche kar rahi thi kabhi kabhi meri gotiyo se bhi khelti thi..8-9 minute baad mai unke mu mai hi jhad gaya aur unhone sara paani pee liya.. Uske baad maine unhe bed pe letaya aur unke pair failaye unki choot par chhote chhotr baal the par bilkul gulabi choot thi unki. Maine apni jeebh us par rakhi wo maje mai aaahhhh aaahhhhh ssssssss eeeeesssshhhh aur jor se karo.