Walking into the kitchen, Larry started to laugh seeing the Root Beer, “How long have we been doing that?” he asked.“Since we were in elementary... school together, ten years maybe?” I answered.This time was different. Dianne was sitting and cuddling with me.“I’m trying to understand what she sees in you, Jeff?”My response was to say, “It doesn’t get much better than this, does it, Larry?”“This is the time of day I miss dad the most,” he said. “Back in the day, dad would come in the door at six. All in all, she was delicious.“Hello, base to mothership.” Trish’s voice brought me rapidly back to earth.“Sorry, I was just thinking about tomorrow’s walk and whether we should head along the coast path in the other direction.”“No you weren’t, you were analysing the merits of Jen’s arse; I know you,” Trish retorted.Caught.“Well, you have to admit …”“As a completely straight girl, I am in no position to judge, but yes, my god she is divine.” It was clear that my faithful wife had astonished. … Vampire” “are you trying to pull a fast one sis” he said in a loud voiceSo I said” no I’m trying to tell you the truth”It looked like he had be hit with a ton of brick as I said thatHe regained his composure and asked to talk to me in the other roomSo I told Andrew to wait for meAs I closed the door to the room my brother asked me” this cant be true vampires are myths”So I told him that vampire are realSo he said” are you a vampire too” with fear in his voiceSo I replied” well…... I need your help.” I was silent for more than a minute until she continued, “John? John?”“I suppose we have to speak sometime and now is as good as any other. We’re done, Daisy…finished.”“But, why? I love you. We love each other.”“Well, to start with there was the conversation you had with your mother Monday evening. I forgot to mention that I installed a phone in my workshop. I heard all of your plans for me. I’d have to be an idiot to allow that to happen. You know what a memory I.